Weekend

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, time for the weekend news.

-Peta is demanding that a Florida Animal Control officer should see criminal charges after a dead raccoon was found in the woman's truck. The officer was on vacation when a coworker discovered the dead animal in the cargo bay. No one knows if this is a case of animal cruelty, or if the stupid thing got in there on its own, but I think we can guess which one it is. Hmm, Peta fighting about a dead animal. Maybe that South Park episode was telling the truth. That raccoon could have been someone's wife!

-A man in Sacramento prevents a store roberry, only to come back sometime later to steal some cash out of the register, leading to his own arrest. Normally this is something that people would list under "Stupid Criminal Stories". I see it as a fella trying to collect on his reward for a job well done. Though next time, I suggest he ask first.

-About a thousand Girl Scouts in Virginia might have been infected with rabies after several possibly infected bats might have bit them in their sleep. Some of the girls also touched some bats that were captrued by counselors. Great, a couple thousand shots in the stomach because of a small lack of precaution.

Seeing that this is the Girl Scouts, I feel dirty making a joke about "always wearing protection", but I will say this. Girls, don't go around petting random animals. They're not all cute and fuzzy. Some of them just want to kill you.

-And our Miracle Baby, former college football star Maurice Clarett, who was arrested after a police chase when the cops uncovered a loaded pistol under his feet, and AK-47 in the passenger's seat, and several more guns in the back. When police tried to use a stun gun, they foudn it worked to no avail, since Clarett was wearing a flak jacket. This on top of a case of armed robery. Folks, I've got nothing for you on this one. What the hell was he doing...

That's it for this week folks. Dragon Quest 8 is your review for the week, and boy is it a doozy. Take it easy.